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OH IT'S ON!! [25 Nov 2005|04:00pm]


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[11 Sep 2005|08:32pm]

this is the best community ever
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yo [25 Jul 2005|09:08pm]

The earth weighs about 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

More people are alive today, than have ever died.

Every year, the moon moves 1/2 an inch further from the earth.

Only 6% of animal testing is for medical purposes.

The core of the sun is made of plasma, and is 15 million degrees C.

The most common (human) name in the world is, ‘Mohammed’.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

A novel with 50,000 words, non of which contained the letter ‘E’ was written by Ernest Wright.

that's neat yo
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[30 Jun 2005|11:49pm]

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[18 Jun 2005|11:06pm]

No one posts in this anymore.

anyways - to update everyone who has vanished from sight in this little, local community...

Here's whats changed since the last post:

1. Ska is in the process of ruling the world - still only covering parts of Jamaica and Louisiana.
2. You are now Micheal Jackson's biatch and there is nothing you can do about it.
3. Everyone has switched over to MySpace and your considered dead to everyone if you don't have one.
4. Did I mention ska ruling the world?
5. Skanking is no longer a term for whores, but as a simple dance.

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long time [30 May 2005|11:05am]

well were out of school and i havent posted in a long time hey lauren spence patrick and justin

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[25 May 2005|09:00pm]

american idol is the gayest show ever. it seriously needs to die.
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Grilled Cheese [25 May 2005|02:09pm]

i had forgotten how good grilled cheese is...until i ate some...one word...AWWESOOOOOMEEEE...anyway...it twas great...now im gonna listen to some good old music...have fun farming...
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Word Association [25 May 2005|09:21am]

[ mood | chipper ]

This place is dead.

Quick! Word Association!

I'll post a word here. Then someone else will post a word that they think of when they see this word...and then another person will post a word according to the word in the post above them...etc...

The Word Is


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linnie poem [20 May 2005|10:16am]

linnie's hair is brown
she doesnt look like a clown
linnie likes to sing
linnie wears bling bling

the end.
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[19 May 2005|10:41pm]

This is (allegedly) a true story from the Word Perfect help line. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired. However, the ex-employee is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "termination without cause." This is from the taped conversation leading up to the dismissal.

"Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"



"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV."

"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

"...Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"


"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach it."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"


"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle, it's because it's dark."


"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power outage."

"A power...a power outage? Aha, okay. We've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
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[17 May 2005|09:03pm]

[ mood | amused ]

This reminds me of Emily.

Hysterical, really.

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[13 May 2005|12:19pm]

so close yet so far away...by this i mean the end of school...be joyful fellow farmers...
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[11 May 2005|04:20pm]

it's better now, it really is. look at it & joinnnn.
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[10 May 2005|07:16pm]

the gangsta version of me and lauren's conversation on aim:

sparrow9179: I remembered sum-m sum-m tha playa day tizzle we did we whizzen were shawty
thisisyolife23: wizzy
sparrow9179: you kizzle how they put bags over dresses at tha store
thisisyolife23: not really
sparrow9179: grr... when you buy it they put it in thiznat bag so it wont' git messed up or w/izne.. anyway
thisisyolife23: lol ok
thisisyolife23: is they clear
sparrow9179: some M-to-tha-izzight be?
thisisyolife23: ok
sparrow9179: this is sooo not W-to-tha-izzorth it but anyway
thisisyolife23: lol
sparrow9179: it was on mah door n tha fan was messin' it n we were pretend'n it was a ghiznost n bustin' shiznited animals at it F-R-to-tha-izzom behind tha bed
thisisyolife23: lol i think i motherf--ka thizzay
sparrow9179: that was bootylicious
thisisyolife23: lol

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translated by www.gizoogle.com lol
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I'm not sure that her name is Mrs. Patrick... I forgot. [09 May 2005|04:28pm]

Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Pick me! pick me! Mrs. Patrick Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! Mrs. Patrick! PICK ME!
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[05 May 2005|08:57pm]

What is NAPSTER?

No, I am not a retard.
And if you say I am an idiot, you're a bloody boob.

Trick Question.
w00p! *waits for no one to comment*
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gosh [05 May 2005|04:04pm]

lauren needs to update her livejournal

ps- your mom goes to college
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whoa OMGZ leik update! [05 May 2005|12:15pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]


this is the update..

how about some cool song lyrics? yeah? okay..

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this will prolly mess up.. but oh well posted

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